If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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