I didn't shave. On purpose
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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