We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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