Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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