I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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