what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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