Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
