It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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