Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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