like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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