i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She's the barista slut.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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