Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
