So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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