This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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