OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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