I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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