the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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