You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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