I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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