I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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