How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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