so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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