Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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