I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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