Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
did i walk over a car last night?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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