remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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