"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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