it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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