Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
