my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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