Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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