Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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