Don't you send me to vm
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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