At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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