There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
