billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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