Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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