Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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