why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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