Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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