So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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