Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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