well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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