when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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