Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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