I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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