You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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