Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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