what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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