Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
how drunk are you?
Several
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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