I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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